Okay, 'Punch Myself in the Eyes', here's how this is going to fucking go:
1) I'm going to have my retribution in a way which you shall soon see.
2) It's going to be fucking glorious and will be the greatest insult in the entire fucking history of gog damned insults.
3) You will weep in an agonising pain.
4) I will have a good laugh at your expense.
5) You will leave the Blogosphere forever with a sense of shame so fucking great that you will never write again and your English degree will be rendered pointless.
Hoo hoo hoo.